Wednesday, March 23, 2011

25 Fun Facts About Britney Spears, Written By Someone Who Works For Britney Spears


Britney Spears, whose new album Femme Fatale drops March 29, shares 25 things you don't know about her with Us. The results are ... somewhat funny.

As usual, there's no way this was a face-to-face interview. None. She doesn't do those. We give her handlers credit for channeling her here, but come on.

She collects dolls? She chews ice? She likes to draw? She shops online? She played basketball once? This is either boring, fake or old news, or all three.

Either Britney Spears is the most dull human being ever, or whoever wrote this needs to get more creative. We're glad you like iced tea, Brit, but really.

A Femme Fatale of Sorts

We love Britney Spears, but it would be nice to read some somewhat genuine or moderately interesting material on her once in a blue moon. Just saying.

Also funny? The fact that she says she doesn't have a cellphone. That's because daddy won't allow it. And there's no way she bathes twice a day. None.

Not that there's anything wrong with skipping a shower, but why write that when it's obviously not true. We've seen the Britney Spears pictures, honey.

Anyway, here are 25 things about Britney (Read more...)

Tags: britney spears, Celebrity Gossip, Celebs, The Hollywood Gossip

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